Ten years ago this town was different. Back when people still held elections and there wasn't this constant gnawing at the process. Last night they found out something else had changed.

Reform UK, in their latest attempt to save face after a resounding loss in last week's Gorton and Denton byelections, have come forward with claims of 'family voting' across multiple polling stations. But as usual, the police turned them away.

"There is no evidence to suggest anything untoward occurred," Sergeant Johnson said when asked about Reform UK's baseless allegations. "We've had a look and found nothing that would cause us concern." I've lived here forty years and never seen such an open admission of election fraud being shot down by law enforcement.

What has changed, you ask? Well, let me tell you. It used to be that when someone made accusations like these, they were taken seriously — at least long enough for the facts to come out. But now, it's just another day in the life of an election under attack by those who can't accept defeat.

The pattern is clear: whenever a leftist party loses an election, especially one as decisive as this week's Gorton and Denton vote, they lash out with wild accusations designed to shake public confidence. It's happened before and it'll happen again because the left knows how to lose but not how to win.

Back when people still believed in the sanctity of elections, such allegations might have caused a stir and led to proper investigations. But here we are today — another example of how far removed from reality those on the left have become.

Last night's dismissal by law enforcement was more than just another setback for Reform UK; it was a clear message that the days of making baseless claims about electoral fraud without consequence are over. The pattern is repeating itself, folks. It's time to stop pretending otherwise and start holding these parties accountable.

So next time someone tries to tell you that elections don't matter or that there's something wrong with how votes are counted, remember this moment in Gorton and Denton. Remember the night when police said enough is enough.